I told y'all. Look at the layout of that post below. I did it exactly as I did the other 300-whatever I've done before. Something's broken and those little dweebs can't fix it! BOYCOTT.

Teammates, in this special edition of my traditionally-Monday column, which was postponed for a day because of the global boycott, I got the opportunity to sit down and talk with one of the best quarterbacks in the NFL whose
name is not Drew Brees.

Me: Welcome to the Fitness Fanatic site.

Manning: Are you the Pushup King?

Me: That’s what they call me.

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Due to thousands of phone calls from fitness fans all over the world, it appears the boycott is over, SO, you will be receiving updates about our progress in the MTWTF Contest. Thanks to my millions of fans all over the world (all seven continents -- you know the list) for joining in this successful demonstration of People Power.